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The artist in question and his alter ego.
(We're just not sure which is which.)

Keith Krasnowski
Age: 30 (-ish) 
Planet of Origin: Unknown
Current Residence: Earth (Seattle, WA.)
Height: Just barely tall enough to reach the ground.
Obscene Tattoos:    Appendages pierced: 0
Birthmarks in shape of third-world countries: 0
Mental State:  Exceeding socially excepted bounds of reality.